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What are Stupidisms?!? It's a word....really! Stupidism's came about several years ago while I was in college. Whenever my friends and I would get together, it was inevitable that someone would say something incredibly stupid. At first, we recorded the dumb things we said in a checkbook 'cause someone always had their purse around. Then it grew! We became more and more stupid and we started a book. Ann has the book...I need to borrow it to add more!
			You had to be there... This is your loudest clap!--ME This is the kind of music you hear before a dance. You know? A dance?--ME Where do you keep your ice?--Mitch Whatcha doin' cinnamon toes?--Bill I wish I were Irish.--ME I've got her head. How ticklish is that?--ME Get off your pants. You know the way you would get off your doorknob or your blender?--Tiffany Gimme a SPUR!!--Tiffany You know how close the sidewalk is to the street?--Ann Friends don't let friends dial drunk!--Heath I often bring home treasures in my pants!--Kathy You often bring home a Thesaurus in your pants?--Jill Road ends in water?!--Ann Ahhh well...blame it on the virus.--Dave You've been fixated on binoculars--Julie Holy God!!--ME He's got more FREAKING money than God!--Dave Sometimes the dead bird does get up and walk away!--Tracy You're the stupid bitch that calls my husband. I'm not going to play dice games with you.--Tracy It takes a lot of math to count--Robin